#carol danvers incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: You’re not sweating.

Y/N: Uh huh.

Carol: How can you not be sweating?

Y/N: I don’t sweat.

Carol: Everybody sweats.

Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.

Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?

Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?

Y/N: No.

Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?

Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.

[me-uglypretty]

Y/n: If Carol isn't a lesbian then explain this!

Fury: That's a picture of Carol and Goose.

Y/n: No, that's a picture of a lesbian and her cat.

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[marina-stan-fo-lifers]

I am currently looking for a galactic hero, space heater, cuddly, blonde girlfriend can someone help me out please

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[juiles]

Imagine if you will, the Avengers living as teenagers all together. Different posts they may make on tumblr.

If you guys like these let me know!

[skylarinfinity]

carol: [look at m/n with disappointment] did you do it?

m/n: [pout] why when something goes wrong, you blame me! after all these years, where's the trust?

carol: [raised her eyebrows]

m/n: [sighed] but yeah, I did it.

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[incorrectquotesandmadness]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Carol: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Sam: ...I did. I broke it. Carol: No. No you didn't. Yelena? Yelena: Don't look at me. Look at Kate. Kate: What?! I didn't break it. Yelena: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Kate: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Yelena: Suspicious. Kate: No, it's not! Peter: If it matters, probably not, but Kamala was the last one to use it. Kamala: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Peter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Kamala: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Peter! Sam: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Carol. Carol: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Peter: Carol... Yelena's been awfully quiet. Yelena: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Carol, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Carol: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Carol: Carol: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[manhattanminute2]

Avengers reactions to being called straight:

Carol: The fuck, no I'm not.

Maria Hill: Excuse the hell out of you?

Valkyrie: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Wanda: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Kate: Rude.

Natasha: *punches the person*

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N hands Tony an invoice…

Tony: for a new bed and bed frame? Why?

Y/N: the old one’s…umm…not ergonomic. Yeah.

Tony: not ergonomic? I got them all from the best, most ergonomic brand from Switzer-

Carol walks out of Y/N’s room nearby, carrying out the broken pieces of the bed and frame…

Tony:

[lesbian-deadpool]

Carol: What's Peter to you?

Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.

Wanda: That's adorable!

Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

(Bonus)

Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!

Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Carol reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time]

Carol: So why did Juliet kill herself?

Bruce: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

Carol: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

[me-uglypretty]

Y/n: Valkyrie said we got princess at home.

Carol: Stop saying that!

Valkyrie: Okay, pretty princess.

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[chaxan08]

Yelena: My wife is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?

Bucky: Tackle her.

Natasha: Divorce her.

Carol: Kick her in the shins.

Kate: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

[incorrect-multiverse]

Carol: While I’m gone, Kamala, you’re in charge.

Kamala: Yes!!

Carol, whispering: Monica, you’re secretly in charge.

Monica: Obviously.

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too

fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...

kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-

fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it